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Taking a shit in the cat box

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George Clooney pranks his friend Richard by cleaning out the litter box.

"George Clooney"

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Clip Transcript [19:20]

I would watch the East Coast feed of Jeopardy, and then when my friend came home, I already knew all the answers for the West Coast feed. He still thinks, until he hears this, that I was the greatest Jeopardy player in history.

That's hilarious. It's all nonsense.

Richard, if you're listening, Fuck You.

I would be at home with nothing to do. My friend had this tiny kitten that he would sleep with on his chest, and he named it Kitty. He kept it in the apartment because we were in Hollywood, on Hayworth Avenue. He was working, and I was waiting for an audition.

One day, I went to the bathroom and saw a kitty litter box next to the toilet with cat shit in it. I scooped it up and flushed it down the toilet.

Later, while watching Jeopardy, Richard came home and went to the bathroom. He came out and said that his little Kitty hadn't taken a shit for three days.

I didn't say anything, not sure why, I just didn't.

The next day, the cat shit again, and I flushed it down the toilet. Richard checks. This went on for three, four, maybe five days.

Eventually, he took the cat to the vet, and they gave it something like kitty Metamucil you know to clean its colon. So, this little kitten is shitting like 15 times a day.

And I scoop up the cat shit. And after a couple of weeks, the lightbulb goes on and I realized what I must do, which is take a shit in the cat box.

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